So wrong (nsfw, heh)

#1 or #2?

I got this awesome figurine thing on ebay last week; it just arrived today. The seller has a bunch more. You know you want one, too.

Oh baby yeah

I have never been much of a cook, but I made this tonight and it turned out absolutely fan-fucking-tastic. I used a mix of salmon, sea bass, and swordfish and added potatoes and celery. Shellfish freak me out, so I used vegetable broth instead of clam juice.

mnom

If I only had a spare $285…

This is without a doubt the coolest thing I have ever seen for sale on the Internet.

holy crap

a gnome

awwh a gnome

awwh a gnome

Made using the simply a gnome pattern.

Enough!

I have been told I look like Wednesday Addams since the movie came out in 1991. Not only is it disturbing that I am still being compared to an 11 year old Christina Ricci, it’s also rather insulting, considering that I am TWENTY SIX YEARS OLD.

However, for the sake of knowledge I will provide a comparison so that you can make your own determination:

wednesdayme

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